I am amazed by the skills of some people here

[Mr. Mxyzptlk]

Hi yannbarvss, Im a girl and I'm little pretty if you are a bit drunk, two glasses of whisky at least. You know, given horse don't look his teeth.

Clear, clear.

Comes a guiri from outer space and you open all your arms to the first new guy in the block and for the resto of habitual if u want some catalin´s rice.

[NORNA]

Hi yannbarvss, Im a girl and I'm little pretty if you are a bit drunk, two glasses of whisky at least. You know, given horse don't look his teeth.

Clear, clear.

Comes a guiri from outer space and you open all your arms to the first new guy in the block and for the resto of habitual if u want some catalin´s rice.

But he maybe has a house in London and not in Alcobendas like you. I am a gorroning girl too, and i try for if the flyes. (yannbarvss, dont read this, please).

[Mr. Mxyzptlk]

He didnt said nuttin ´bout London, mylady.

He said his name is Yann and thats the french form of John.

The most probably thing that can you happen if u drop a necklace to him is that u will end your days thievimg bikes in marsella.

But maybe hes your half orange ... nobody knows!

Pd. fuck Alcobendas

[NORNA]

He didnt said nuttin ´bout London, mylady.

He said his name is Yann and thats the french form of John.

The most probably thing that can you happen if u drop a necklace to him is that u will end your days thievimg bikes in marsella.

But maybe hes your half orange ... nobody knows!

Pd. fuck Alcobendas

Ok, Yann is a bit sarasa name too, but, fuking Mr. Mxyzptlk, dont me quites my illusions.

PD. Mmmm, thieving bikes in Marsella souds great but better bussines in Amsterdam.

[The last samurai]

I think that Nicotin must be crying of sadness after reading the declaration of sexual love of NORNA, his love platonico of all the life. He has been arrastrating his bold head in the sand so many times to reach a little apreciation of NORNA... And then she gives her body to the first dumb of the ass that speaks in a foreignian lenwa.

Poor, poor Nicotin.

Do you got it, brother-in-law?

SO I DOOOOOOOOoooooOOoooOOooOOOooooooOOOooN'T



P.S: Momento humorístico patrocinado por "El método Riancheiro®" de aprender inglés.

[jairo195]

Mr. Zcocks, the equivalent of John in French is Jean from the whole life.
Like in "Jean Claude Van Damme", translated into English "John Cloud They're going to give me".

[Wanda]

Yann como Yann Tiersen autor de la bso de la maravillosa "Lost In Translation", no?

[Palahniuk]

Yann como Yann Tiersen autor de la bso de la maravillosa "Lost In Translation", no?

No, Yann like Yann Tiersen, The composer of the OST's of Amelie and Good Bye, Lenin.

By the way, I think that Yann sounds so bujarrian, like the other folk says.In fact a friend of a friend have the theory that every white french male is bujarring.

[Straika]

Hear it clear! NOONEN, I say, NOONEN can help you if you don't want to.

Be aware of manu, he's the brother of the mongolic worker in L.A. LAW.

You are so big shit´s arabian

[Wanda]

No, Yann like Yann Tiersen, The composer of the OST's of Amelie and Good Bye, Lenin.

Tienes razón...

By the way, I think that Yann sounds so bujarrian, like the other folk says.In fact a friend of a friend have the theory that every white french male is bujarring

Aquí ya no...


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