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He tirado una solicitud de regalo para el Magicka, a ver qué tal.
Dolordebarriga escribió: 18 Jun 2024 17:36he aclarado mil veces que fue por metérsela por el culo a pelo a una amiga durante la noche/madrugada de fin de año

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Qué fuste tiene esto?
Jal: Prueba a limpiarte el cacaceite de delante hacia atrás, es decir empezar por la base del coño y acabar en el hojaldrado.

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Poder robar cuentas con más de 50$ en juegos (PaloDePolo)
(lin2) (lin2) (lin2) TOXIC (lin2) (lin2) (lin2)

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pos me acabo de logar con steam en la web esta, y he pujado por el just cause 2. Pone que los puntos se te suman cada que se realiza un sorteo. :S pero quiénes son, y porque "donan" estos juebos? (murdor)
Jal: Prueba a limpiarte el cacaceite de delante hacia atrás, es decir empezar por la base del coño y acabar en el hojaldrado.

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Por eso de no saber muy bien qué sacan en limpio he dudado si ponéroslo aquí. Pero al final he pensao que sí porque no da mal rollo si miras los foros y tal, y además diré que ha tenido un hilo en neogaf desde que estaba en modo Beta (solo invitaciones) y no han visto nada raro. Y esa gente son de un escrupuloso a veces excesivo.

Ah y sí, es como dice muste, los puntos se reparten entre todos los usuarios cada vez que alguien empieza una nueva rifa.

Los usuarios son los que donan juebos que le sobran, que pillan en packs y cosas asín. Otros regalan para publicitar sus juegos indie. No puedo decir mucho más, porque no lo sé.

También se pueden hacer rifas privadas.

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wendigo escribió:Si te interesa alguno de los indie bundles no es mal momento pa pillarlos. por 4 o 5 euros te llevas juegos por valor de 50 o más ebros. Y ayudas a los pobres y eso.


Pos le estoy echando un ojo a las aventuras gráficas de menos de 5 ebros. Estoy entre "Myst", "Aura: Fate o the Ages", o "Ankh2" (el primero lo jugué en NDS, y como era pirata y además hubo un problema con el original, no lo terminé) o "Chronicles of mystery". ¿Si me recomendais alguno?

Que bueno ver los Broken Sword ahí colgados, qué recuerdos... y qué putada cuando lo sacaron en 3D, qué cagada, igual que Monkey Island.
Sinceramente, querida, me importa un bledo.

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Tampoco te calientes mucho. Tú coge todos los juegos que te apetezcan independientemente del precio, ve metiéndolos en tu wishlist y ya bajarán a precios locos.

El myst no es exactamente una aventura gráfica sino un juego de puzzles. Es un remaster del primer myst, creo.

Los otros ni puta.

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Se ha abierto la veda navideña. Preparen sus carteras para ser violentadas desde hoy hasta el 2 de enero.

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eh, mola mucho lo de los logros navideños. Me voy a poner con los que tengo

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These are the achievements that you can obtain, I have also listed solutions for the some of the harder achievements, if you know
how to solve a game which does not have a solution feel free to post/pm and I will add it.

These two website also contain info on achievements and how to get them:
http://steamtreasurehunt.wikia.com/wiki/Winter_Objectives#Objectives
http://cae.servut.us/steam/



A Game of Thrones
• Winter is coming
Play as the Starks an entire multiplayer game or vs AI.


AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
• I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music
Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children
and going, `well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?` In the
meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack.


Air Conflicts: Secret Wars
• Santa’s Visit
You have been visited by Santa. Check out your socks!


Alien Zombie Megadeath
• 10x Multiplier
Get the multiplier to x10


Anomaly: Warzone Earth
• Santa’s Challenge
Grab 20 Santa's gifts from missions 2-4 to get yourself a nice prize
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] In level 2 when repair charges are being dropped, there are also gifts dropped, collect them.

And Yet It Moves
• SNOW WHITE
Grab 20 Santa's gifts from missions 2-4 to get yourself a nice prize
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2tAHK-N6yo&feature=player_embedded"]go to level 2-1, 8th checkpoint - there is a branch you can use to do the drop[/url]


Atom Zombie Smasher
• KringleJammer
Defeat Wave 7 in the KringleJammer mini-game.


AudioSurf
• Candy Stripe
Make a candy stripe
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Get a red-white-red combo in the game, change game colors to get the achievement.


Bastion
• Ride the Wind
Use the Skyway in the Wharf District.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] load the first level and use the skyway without falling off to get to Bastion.


Beat Hazard
• Survive Christmas 5/10/15/20
In Survival Mode last 5/10/15/20 mins while playing to a Christmas Radio Station
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Chose a Christmas radio station and survive 5-20 minutes to get the achievements.


The Binding of Isaac
• HOLIDAY SURVIVOR
Survive up to the 20th wave in Santa's map

BIT.TRIP BEAT
• JINGLE.BELLS
Make a bell chime in Descent.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmHzY57LnN0&feature=player_embedded"]youtube link[/url]
• MEAT.BOY SMELLS
Get a PERFECT in 1-1 using only a game pad.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKp8RpLu54U"]youtube link[/url]


BIT.TRIP RUNNER
• PLAYING.TRINE WILL BLOW YOUR MIND
Find three friends and beat the challanges they are in
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Beat levels 1-6, 2-7, and 3-7
• EVERYONE.PLAYED BRAID
Bonk after missing a Gold Bar to rewind time and try again
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqwz999rF5Q"]youtube lin[/url]
? AMNESIA.MAKES YOU AFRAID
Get Bonked by a monster
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight][url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy-wsGH19ow"]youtube link[/url]


Bunch of Heroes
• Holiday Survivor
Survive up to the 20th wave in Santa's map


Cargo! The Quest for Gravity
• 2012 - it’s almost there
The Christmas bell tolls! You have been blessed with a present.


Cave Story
• Merry Holiday Happy Euphemism
For the rest of us!


Champions Online: Free for All
• The Gift of Winter
Complete The Gift of Winter Perk and Steam Achievement
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Just fly/walk around the city and look for gifts to open, those have a random chance of giving you presents which you have to use on other people 10 times.

Cities in Motion
• Winter Wonder
Transport 1000 passengers during November, December and January of any year.


CrimeCraft GangWars
• Santa's Little Helper
Gain a total of 500 points from Snow Brawl matches.


Costume Quest
• Tisn't the Season
Play Costume Quest on Christmas.


Counter-Strike: Source
• Valve Gift Grab 2011 – CS:S
Collect three gifts dropped by opponents.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] start server with bots (make all of them join the opposite team and give them no weapons) once done it's esay to kill them all and collect the dropped gifts.

Day of Defeat: Source
• Valve Gift Grab 2011 – DoD:S
Collect three gifts dropped by opponents.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Join empty server and kill yourself with grenades, you should drop presents from time to time. (you can also type "kill" in console)

DEFCON
• Merry Christmas
Nuke Santa and thereby end Christmas for everyone, for ever more
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight]Set your computer's date to 24th December and Santa will fly around the cities, you have to guess where Santa is. It's best if a friend helps you do this multi-player.

Defense Grid
• Flurry
Earn a gold medal on an adrenaline challenge mode.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dakc4Lm2tY0"]youtube link[/url]


Demolition Inc.
• Car Jump I/II/III
You jumped 400m/500m/600m.


Dino D-Day
• Santa's Little Helper
Collect all of Santa's lost presents in a single round.


Dungeon Defenders
• Jingled All the Way
Delivered all the presents, and saved Santa Tavernkeep from the vile clutches of Mega-Snowman!


E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy
• The Gift
Pick up the gift.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] The gift will drop from any mobs randomly, just like the item briefcases. It appear as a green gift box.
• Reindeer
Kill the reindeer.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Reindeer randomly spawn on any maps that also spawn the dome-headed creatures.


EDGE
• Snowblind
Find the six hidden switches in the snow-covered levels in December
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2293973"]A guide can be found here.[/url]


Fate of the World
• Let it Glow
Plunge the world into Global Thermonuclear War by 2100!


Flight Control HD
• Snowball
Land 5 helicopters in a row on the Windy airfield
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLnWm09Q8g"]youtube link[/url]

Frozen Synapse
• Now I Have A Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho.
Play an Instant Skirmish and win with only your machine gunner left alive.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTbJNqjj0B4"]youtube link[/url]

Football Manager 2012
• Merry Xmas!
Merry Xmas from Sports Interactive


Greed Corp
• Walking in a winter wonderland
Win a match in a snow map in either the campaign or in battle mode
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Start a match, and pick local players for player 2 and 3. It should say "buddy of <user name>" or "friend of <user name>" for player 2 and 3 names. Pick the map Angoran Mountains. Make sure that the center tile is covered in snow. If it's not, quit and remake the game. Since you control all 3 players, fast forward through your own turns, and build a harvester each for players 2 and 3 - the harvester will eventually destroy the ground, the units will fall through and you'll be victorious. Player 1 (you) won't always go first.

Guardians of Graxia
• Gift of Efficacy
Cast the `Gift of Efficacy` spell on a friendly unit
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Start a skirmish match and keep placing units and using spells as you please. End the turn when you run out of mana, wait until your enemy is done and keep drawing spell cards. Eventually you'll get the card you need (Gift of Efficacy). Cast this on a unit of your own.

GundeadliGne
• Holiday in Hell
Keep the holiday spirit alive.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Leave Noel Blanc (French for White Christmas) alive on area 3A. Easiest in practice mode.


Gundemonium Recollection
• Polaris
Keep the holiday spirit alive.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Leave Noel Blanc (French for White Christmas) alive on area 3A. Easiest in practice mode.


Hard Reset
• Blizzard (Special)
Kill 50 enemies with electricity only


Hitogata Happa
• Sweet Tooth
Obtain 20,000 Candy Cane Gems in one game.


Hoard
• Ruin Christmas
Incinerate 10 thieves who are dressed up like Santa's elves!
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Kill the thieves as they come for your loot, should only take one game.


Jamestown
• With Your Nose So Bright...
Complete any mission playing as the Red Charge ship.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] you need to complete level 2 to get the red charge unlocked you must also have 8000pts to buy the red charger, once done select red charger and complete the 2nd level.


Jurassic Park: The Game
• Holiday Bonus
At the docks, get Miles to offer Nima a bonus.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Just say "forget it" to the guy at the docks.


Killing Floor
• A Bloody Christmas Carol
Kill 15 XMas Clots, 5 xmas Stalkers, 5 XMas Crawlers, 1 XMas Siren and 1 XMas Bloat. In Killing Floor
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Start the Xmas map on easy and just plough on until you get it.

Left 4 Dead 2
• Valve Gift Grab 2011 – L4D2
Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] get some friends start no mercy first level in versus, humans:open door walk down then go back up to the rooftops - it should let the special infected re-spawn instantly.


Magicka
• Ice Age
It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Use frost magick on any enemy to freeze them. Afterwards, smash them with Earth magick. Repeat to 100 creatures.


Men of War: Assault Squad
• CRAZY SCIENTIST FROM THE NORTHERN ARCTIC CYCLE
Complete the bonus mission!


Nuclear Dawn
• Bad Santa
Kill a Commander in Silo during the 2011 Winter Sale


Orcs Must Die!
• Deck the Halls
Complete the Hallway using only the Arrow Wall
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] start first level just use arrow traps 4+ would be a good idea and your trusty bow!

PAYDAY™ The Heist
• Merry Xmas
In multiplayer, find a Xmas present on any level.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Start the bank heist level on easy, keep playing until you get to to the money, there is one present once you collect all the money.


The Polynomial
• Sore throat
Eat too many (more than 10) snowflakes within game life. Snowflakes will be present in Christmas level when its Christmas.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavZ-cDFTf0"]youtube link[/url]

Post Apocalyptic Mayhem
• Ho-ho-hidden!
Find Santa’s secret hideaway.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYPtNIgNSGA"]youtube link[/url]


Poker Night at the Inventory
• Three Wise Men
Win a hand when you have three of a kind comprised of three kings (of any suit).
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Win a hand with 3 of a kind (kings). In order for it to work you must play the hand till the end against at least 1 opponent. You must beat your opponents hand. And you must win by 3 of a kind kings (no straight, flush, 4 of a kind allowed).


Psychonauts
• Christmas Shopping
Buy an item from the Camp Store on Christmas.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] set computer clock to the 2th and go to the main cabin to buy something.
• Holiday Dinner
Cook and consume two different kinds of roast in one sitting.


Puzzle Agent 2
• Christmas Tree Census
Spend over $202,259 of taxpayer dollars; The number of Christmas trees cut in Minnesota in 2007 (source: USDA).


Red Orchestra 2: Heroes of Stalingrad
• Fighting The War on Christmas
Participate in a successful territory capture on Commissars House
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Connect to an empty TE-CommissarsHouse server and join Allies. Capture any one capture point.

Renegade Ops
• Naughty or Nice
Receive a present from Santa Claus

Revenge of the Titans
• DISAPPOINTING PRESENTS
Defeated 1 Xmas Ultrayeti
UNDERCOOKED TURKEY
Defeated 2 Xmas Ultrayetis
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] change computer clock to 25th December, chose bonus game and kill one or more Utrayetis.


Rise of Immortals
• Santa's Little Helper
Get 20 assists in a match
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] best way to do this is to pick Ichorr as your character. You should level up Enchanted Grove and Thorn Barrier. As long as you buff your friends and hit enemy once you will get an assist. For the level 5v5 is preferred. Just stay behind your friends healing them and hit enemies every now and then.


Rock of Ages
• Snowball War
Win a match using the Snowball boulder.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Go to options, select "snowball" and complete a campaign.


RUSH


Sanctum
• Festivus for the rest of us
Collect 10 presents.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] get the Christmas DLC (free!) and collect the presents in xmas map, shoot Santa from the presents to collect 5 presents.


Sequence
• Yet, I Love The Holidays
Defeat the Holiday Whompa.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] Pick Holiday Whompa from the saferoom enemy list in floor 1 and win the battle.


Serious Sam 3: BFE
• Christmas In Cairo
Decorate the Christmas tree.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jypdx-vVVGo"]youtube link[/url]


Solar 2
• Snowflake Star
Get 4 points in the star challenge mission `Snowball Fight
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] You must first have advance to the star mode in the regular story mode at least once. If you become/have ever been a star, you unlock the star challenges. They are in the escape menu, and the one you should be looking for is called something like "snowball fight". All you have to do is ram your ice planets into the other star, and avoid theirs. The challenge ends when you run out of planets.

SpaceChem
• Polar Expedition
Reach the south pole of Sernimir IV.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight]Beat level 2-5, called "There's Something in the Fishcake". If you've beaten the level already, your previous solution will be saved, so running it again will unlock the achievement.


Space Pirates and Zombies
• Santa's Little Helper
Feed Santa so much milk and cookies, that an elf falls off his sleigh


Spiral Knights
• Son of a Nutcracker!
Hit an opponent with a snowball in Lockdown


Super Meat Boy
• The Kids Xmas!
Complete a single level of `The Kids Xmas` chapter in super meat world
• The Golden Gift!
Complete all levels in "The Kids Xmas" chapter in super meat world IN ONE PLAY SESSION!
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmW63WF1qjU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZKXomigpAE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVvFRk_F4aM

Swords and Soldiers
• All I Want For Christmas Is You
Use the Aztec Mindcontrol spell five times in a single online match.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] finding active players is hard, trying getting a friend on-board to help you out, lot easier to cast all 5 spells before losing.


Team Fortress 2
• Valve Gift Grab 2011 – TF2
Collect three gifts dropped by opponents.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] same as DOD:source but use rockets or type "kill" in console.

The Binding of Isaac
• A Gift From Krampus
Find Krampus in Satans room for a gift!
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight]


Toki Tori
• Catch a Cold
In Forest Falls, collect the large Snowflakes.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n51ZG-WKkso"]youtube link[/url]


Total War: SHOGUN 2
• Requiem of the Dead
Win a defensive siege battle with your daimyo during any winter turn.


Trine
• Winter Secrets
Find the Academic, Bony and Crystalline holiday secret gifts.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3Ln1luPO5I"]youtube link[/url]


Universe Sandbox
• Snowball Earth
Freeze the Earth by moving it further from the Sun
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jTPUHl01I8&feature=player_embedded"]youtube link[/url]


Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine
• Sector Cleared
Successfully complete a Space Marine Exterminatus Arena (Kalkys Facility Escape or Hab Center Assault).


Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II: Retribution
• Winter Assualt
Play for a total of 30 minutes against a human opponent on: Ice Station Obelis, Selenon Fissure, or Argent.


Worms Reloaded
• 12 Days of Winterval
Deal exactly 12 damage to a worm with 100 health.
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sd2DH69uQo"]youtube link[/url]


Wings of Prey
• It's winter!
Complete any mission on winter locations: Korsun, Stalingrad or Bulge
[highlight]SOLUTION:[/highlight] [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHOvbKeb-B8"]youtube link[/url]


Xotic
• Brain Freeze
Found and destroyed a blue Crystal Orb Brain




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Re: Steam. Ese invento de Satanás.

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Por cierto Luneta, querías aventuras gráficas? pendulo adventure pack :D

Recordad, se espera hasta el último día antes de comprar un juego si no está en oferta diaria.

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