Vaya cosas que se encuentra uno en internet. Resulta que alla por finales de los 70 en habia en TVE un programa dedicad oa la seguridad vial.... flipante, quien lo diria. Se llamaba La Segunda Oportunidad, y ahora en youtube podemos ver los mejores momentos del mismo...
Aqui teneis el capitulo sobre el tractor, entretenido cuanto menos, je.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjykGo7Vzps
La BBC mola.
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¿Como no querer a Jeremy Clarkson? Es lo mas parecido a House que conozco en la vida real. ambos son unos cabrones hijosdeputa provocadores fans de los Who que tienen a todo dios en su contra. El Club de Nice People Who Use Bus ans Trains es enorme, je,
UK society mobilises against Jeremy Clarkson
Co-ordinated campaign to suppress Top Gear presenter
by Bob Wallet
An alliance of Greens, Environmentalists, Road Safety Campaigners and Public Decency advocates are to lobby the next government to have BBC's Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson banned. The alliance also includes the Campaign for Rural England, the Berkshire Soroptomist Chapter, the British Vauxhall Owners Club, Men Who Like Motorbikes, the Caravan Club, Kill Your Speed, the UK Woolie Pullie Confederation, UKIP and Christian Voice. Transport 2000, Sustrans, the Environment Agency, the Scottish Tourist Board, the Welsh Tourist Board, Plaid Cymru, the Vegan Society, the League Against Cruel Sports, the Women's Institute, the Women's Guild, Women's Own Magazine, British Waterways, the Civil Aviation Authority and the EU also backed the plans to have Clarkson — real name Jeremiah Dibnah Clarkson Jnr, 47 — removed from his post at BBC2's flagship motoring programme.
Jeremy Clarkson: Attack helicopter"His antics are yobbish and thuggish," said Primrose Spectacle, President of Nice People who use Buses and Trains (NPBT). "He's just a jeans-wearing lunatic who advocates killing pedestrians every week in his hateful programme. And he is discriminatory against short people. Look at the way he treats Richard Hammond, his little co-presenter." Spectacle's group successfully persuaded her local authority in Blib, Cambridgeshire, to ban vehicles with more than three wheels. An action which provoked fury amongst local farmers who found themselves forced to use trikes instead of tractors and specially-adapted two-wheeled combine harvesters.
"Instead of driving Ferraris, Mr Clarkson should have a TV programme in which he rides bicycles and drives buses. He'd find driving a bus a lot more fun than driving a Ferrari," said Steve Hounsham of Transport 2000. However, The Rockall Times conducted a poll amongst 127,500 bus drivers and found 99.8 per cent preferred driving Ferraris.
Richard Brainstorm, Chief Constable of North Wales, who gained notoriety after his force booked 28 drivers in the RAC British Rally for speeding, added his support to the Ban Clarkson is a Thug campaign. "The man is a public menace and seems to revel in it," thundered Brainstorm. He denied rumours that North Wales traffic police had special detectors waiting for Mr Clarkson to drive into the region. "We don't single out individuals like that, but I'm sure he would be an easy driver to catch when he comes along in his Subaru Mondeo. We'll 'av 'im."
In addition to the Federation of Chief Constables, the British Bus and Train Drivers Union, the Keep Britain Tidy Group, Greenpeace and the Pedestrian Crossing Manufacturers, the Health and Safety Executive have also joined the campaign. "He is openly defiant of essential Health and Safety advice," said Rod Barnet, speaking from inside a sterile PVC bubble in the H&E headquarters in Rat Street, Bootle. "He never wears a hard hat in the television studio, he surrounds himself with members of the public who haven't been vaccinated and he wears jeans which can cause infertility in men, and pregnancy in women."
Recent Top Gear pieces which have enraged campaigners include Clarkson chasing a Lotus with an attack helicopter. The Ministry of Defence had no idea that their £5bn helicopter was being flown round a television studio, but thought instead it was in Iraq. "We will be holding a full investigation into this affair," said Air Flight Marshall Bernard "Chopper" Stubbs-fforbes KMGIC. Another Top Gear feature involving the British Armed Forces, saw regular tester "The Stig" (whose real identity was revealed in a News of the World sting to be Bob Willis) drive off the end of HMS Voluptuous into the Bristol Channel.
But Mr Clarkson does have his supporters. Celebrity pundit and keen knitter, Paul Morley told The Rockall Times: "Clarkson is an icon of a bygone age; a punk auteur who has that 'do anything' mentality. There are shades of Saul Bellow, Jack Kerouac, Ernest Hemingway; you get a real sense that there's dirt under his fingernails and that he's not just another pressure-packed 21st Century TV celeb chosen by focus groups." Morley appeared in the programme's "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car" slot, and completed his lap in one minute fifty eight seconds, placing him between David Hasselhoff and Jasper Carrot.
As news arrived that the campaign had been joined by the Soil Association, Keep Sunday Special, the RSPB, Barnardos, the Humphrey Lyttleton Trust, the National Trust, the Medieval Re-enactment Society, Which!, the British Pagan Foundation, OUTrage, and Oxfam one commentator noted that this was becoming the biggest organised vendetta against one man since the Chinese government went after Chiang Kai-shek. MAFF, the BPI, the BNP, the Anti-Nazi League, the Royal Society and the Fresh Milk Coalition were also considering their position.
However, as The Rockall Times was about to go to press we received information that a shadowy group called the KCB (Keep Clarkson Badd) had been formed and was ready to launch pre-emptive strikes. A sinister press release stated: "We have 20,000 life-size cardboard cutouts which we'll be placing outside the headquarters of the road safety campaigners and Richard Brainstorm's holiday home in Bangor. The figure shows Jeremy smoking two Gauloise and holding a cyclist in a headlock. Top Gear will go on; baiting the Germans will continue; and family saloons made by volume car makers will be linguistically trashed using a range of idiosyncratic metaphors. The Cult of Clarkson will not be stopped. He is the biggest cult on television and we should be grateful for that."
Y aqui, los 10 mejores momentos de JC:
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http://cars.uk.msn.com/news/car_news_ar ... tid=475259[/url]
Esta es terrible:
Hyundai XG:
P.D.: La noticia del principio es coña, pero no dejade ser verdad que mucha gente le tiene una tirria impresionante, especialmente los ecologistas.
UK society mobilises against Jeremy Clarkson
Co-ordinated campaign to suppress Top Gear presenter
by Bob Wallet
An alliance of Greens, Environmentalists, Road Safety Campaigners and Public Decency advocates are to lobby the next government to have BBC's Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson banned. The alliance also includes the Campaign for Rural England, the Berkshire Soroptomist Chapter, the British Vauxhall Owners Club, Men Who Like Motorbikes, the Caravan Club, Kill Your Speed, the UK Woolie Pullie Confederation, UKIP and Christian Voice. Transport 2000, Sustrans, the Environment Agency, the Scottish Tourist Board, the Welsh Tourist Board, Plaid Cymru, the Vegan Society, the League Against Cruel Sports, the Women's Institute, the Women's Guild, Women's Own Magazine, British Waterways, the Civil Aviation Authority and the EU also backed the plans to have Clarkson — real name Jeremiah Dibnah Clarkson Jnr, 47 — removed from his post at BBC2's flagship motoring programme.
Jeremy Clarkson: Attack helicopter"His antics are yobbish and thuggish," said Primrose Spectacle, President of Nice People who use Buses and Trains (NPBT). "He's just a jeans-wearing lunatic who advocates killing pedestrians every week in his hateful programme. And he is discriminatory against short people. Look at the way he treats Richard Hammond, his little co-presenter." Spectacle's group successfully persuaded her local authority in Blib, Cambridgeshire, to ban vehicles with more than three wheels. An action which provoked fury amongst local farmers who found themselves forced to use trikes instead of tractors and specially-adapted two-wheeled combine harvesters.
"Instead of driving Ferraris, Mr Clarkson should have a TV programme in which he rides bicycles and drives buses. He'd find driving a bus a lot more fun than driving a Ferrari," said Steve Hounsham of Transport 2000. However, The Rockall Times conducted a poll amongst 127,500 bus drivers and found 99.8 per cent preferred driving Ferraris.
Richard Brainstorm, Chief Constable of North Wales, who gained notoriety after his force booked 28 drivers in the RAC British Rally for speeding, added his support to the Ban Clarkson is a Thug campaign. "The man is a public menace and seems to revel in it," thundered Brainstorm. He denied rumours that North Wales traffic police had special detectors waiting for Mr Clarkson to drive into the region. "We don't single out individuals like that, but I'm sure he would be an easy driver to catch when he comes along in his Subaru Mondeo. We'll 'av 'im."
In addition to the Federation of Chief Constables, the British Bus and Train Drivers Union, the Keep Britain Tidy Group, Greenpeace and the Pedestrian Crossing Manufacturers, the Health and Safety Executive have also joined the campaign. "He is openly defiant of essential Health and Safety advice," said Rod Barnet, speaking from inside a sterile PVC bubble in the H&E headquarters in Rat Street, Bootle. "He never wears a hard hat in the television studio, he surrounds himself with members of the public who haven't been vaccinated and he wears jeans which can cause infertility in men, and pregnancy in women."
Recent Top Gear pieces which have enraged campaigners include Clarkson chasing a Lotus with an attack helicopter. The Ministry of Defence had no idea that their £5bn helicopter was being flown round a television studio, but thought instead it was in Iraq. "We will be holding a full investigation into this affair," said Air Flight Marshall Bernard "Chopper" Stubbs-fforbes KMGIC. Another Top Gear feature involving the British Armed Forces, saw regular tester "The Stig" (whose real identity was revealed in a News of the World sting to be Bob Willis) drive off the end of HMS Voluptuous into the Bristol Channel.
But Mr Clarkson does have his supporters. Celebrity pundit and keen knitter, Paul Morley told The Rockall Times: "Clarkson is an icon of a bygone age; a punk auteur who has that 'do anything' mentality. There are shades of Saul Bellow, Jack Kerouac, Ernest Hemingway; you get a real sense that there's dirt under his fingernails and that he's not just another pressure-packed 21st Century TV celeb chosen by focus groups." Morley appeared in the programme's "Star in a Reasonably Priced Car" slot, and completed his lap in one minute fifty eight seconds, placing him between David Hasselhoff and Jasper Carrot.
As news arrived that the campaign had been joined by the Soil Association, Keep Sunday Special, the RSPB, Barnardos, the Humphrey Lyttleton Trust, the National Trust, the Medieval Re-enactment Society, Which!, the British Pagan Foundation, OUTrage, and Oxfam one commentator noted that this was becoming the biggest organised vendetta against one man since the Chinese government went after Chiang Kai-shek. MAFF, the BPI, the BNP, the Anti-Nazi League, the Royal Society and the Fresh Milk Coalition were also considering their position.
However, as The Rockall Times was about to go to press we received information that a shadowy group called the KCB (Keep Clarkson Badd) had been formed and was ready to launch pre-emptive strikes. A sinister press release stated: "We have 20,000 life-size cardboard cutouts which we'll be placing outside the headquarters of the road safety campaigners and Richard Brainstorm's holiday home in Bangor. The figure shows Jeremy smoking two Gauloise and holding a cyclist in a headlock. Top Gear will go on; baiting the Germans will continue; and family saloons made by volume car makers will be linguistically trashed using a range of idiosyncratic metaphors. The Cult of Clarkson will not be stopped. He is the biggest cult on television and we should be grateful for that."
Y aqui, los 10 mejores momentos de JC:
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http://cars.uk.msn.com/news/car_news_ar ... tid=475259[/url]
Esta es terrible:
Hyundai XG:
"Jeremy allegedly told visitors to the Top Gear stand that the Korean company’s staff had been eating dog and that the designer of the then new XG had probably eaten a Spaniel."
P.D.: La noticia del principio es coña, pero no dejade ser verdad que mucha gente le tiene una tirria impresionante, especialmente los ecologistas.
Xavi Fernandez escribió:Vaya cosas que se encuentra uno en internet. Resulta que alla por finales de los 70 en habia en TVE un programa dedicad oa la seguridad vial.... flipante, quien lo diria. Se llamaba La Segunda Oportunidad, y ahora en youtube podemos ver los mejores momentos del mismo...
Yo recuerdo ese programa. En especial la intro, cuando un coche se daba un lechazo con un piedro bastante gordo, con imágenes pilladas desde varios ángulos y la voz diciendo eso de "El hombre es el único animal que tropieza dos veces en la misma piedra". Bueno, a lo que iba, que me estado mirando unos cuantos por el youtube y nada, que estos tios hicieron mucho por la seguridad vial y todo eso. Pero lo de riesgos laborales no lo llevaban demasiado bien...:
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En serio, este tio me puede:
We've all encountered gormlessness on an industrial scale, people who fill up with fuel while smoking, people who drop litter, people who breathe through their mouths and drag their knuckles on the ground. People who could out-Forrest Forrest Gump. And here's what I've been thinking. Are they as intelligent as the average dog?
You can teach a dog where and how to go to the lavatory. You can teach a dog not to drop litter and not to play with fire when refuelling a car. What's more, I've never met a dog that doesn't like fish.
Of course you wouldn't. While they're bright enough to sniff out foxes, and sit still for long periods of time, and not to smoke when pregnant, you wouldn't ask a spaniel to pop into town for your groceries.
So why do we let stupid people have driving licences? Seriously, if you cannot be trusted to get your faeces into a bowl that is at least 50 times bigger than your anus, then why should you be allowed to try to steer a six-foot-wide car at 60 or 70mph, just inches from other people.
El articulo completo.
We've all encountered gormlessness on an industrial scale, people who fill up with fuel while smoking, people who drop litter, people who breathe through their mouths and drag their knuckles on the ground. People who could out-Forrest Forrest Gump. And here's what I've been thinking. Are they as intelligent as the average dog?
You can teach a dog where and how to go to the lavatory. You can teach a dog not to drop litter and not to play with fire when refuelling a car. What's more, I've never met a dog that doesn't like fish.
Of course you wouldn't. While they're bright enough to sniff out foxes, and sit still for long periods of time, and not to smoke when pregnant, you wouldn't ask a spaniel to pop into town for your groceries.
So why do we let stupid people have driving licences? Seriously, if you cannot be trusted to get your faeces into a bowl that is at least 50 times bigger than your anus, then why should you be allowed to try to steer a six-foot-wide car at 60 or 70mph, just inches from other people.
El articulo completo.
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Los cabrones de Top Gear haciendo de roaddies de la mejor banda de rock de la historia del universo.
Top Gear and The Who
Top Gear and The Who
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Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbours es una seria de 5 capitulos donde Jeremy se pasea por Europa comprobando si realmente sus paises vecinos se ajustan a los estereotipos.
Se paso por España, parando el el Pais Vasco (su lugar preferido de Europa, dice), Madrid y Galicia.
Totalmente hilarante el momento en que, tras echar cuentas y descubrir que lo que GB da a la UE es lo mismo que recibe España, y que las carreteras españolas estan todas financiadas con ese dinero, el ha construido nuestras autopistas. Antes esto, en un pejae, le dice al cobrador... Mas o menos esta es la traduccion, empieza en el minuto 17.
JC: ¿Sabeis porque no tenemos nuevas carreteras? Poruqe nuestro dinero se usa para contruir las suyas. Y luego, tinen la ara de cobrarnos por usarlas...
Cobrador de la autopista: Hola!
JC: ¿Puedo irme?
CA: Tienes que pagar.
JC: Soy britanico, ya he pagado.
CA ¿Que ya has pagado? ¿Cuando?
JC: Ya he pagado, ¡yo hice la carretera! Es estupido pagar por usarla. ¡Yo la hice!! Ya he pagado.
CA: Por que, cuando.
JC: Bueno, ¡trabaje todo el año pasado! ¡Cogeis el 40% de lo quetengo y lo usais para hacer esta autopista!
CA: Aqui hay que pagar 1600 pesetas.
JC: Mmm, eso no parece muy justo. This is day.light robbery!
Je je.
http://video.google.es/videoplay?docid=-4325121810630671713&q=Jeremy+Clarkson+Meets+the+Neighbours
La verdad es que esta muy bien. Sale una entrevista con Fresser el de Gomaespuma, una partida de mus y tratan el tema de ETA y eso.
Se paso por España, parando el el Pais Vasco (su lugar preferido de Europa, dice), Madrid y Galicia.
Totalmente hilarante el momento en que, tras echar cuentas y descubrir que lo que GB da a la UE es lo mismo que recibe España, y que las carreteras españolas estan todas financiadas con ese dinero, el ha construido nuestras autopistas. Antes esto, en un pejae, le dice al cobrador... Mas o menos esta es la traduccion, empieza en el minuto 17.
JC: ¿Sabeis porque no tenemos nuevas carreteras? Poruqe nuestro dinero se usa para contruir las suyas. Y luego, tinen la ara de cobrarnos por usarlas...
Cobrador de la autopista: Hola!
JC: ¿Puedo irme?
CA: Tienes que pagar.
JC: Soy britanico, ya he pagado.
CA ¿Que ya has pagado? ¿Cuando?
JC: Ya he pagado, ¡yo hice la carretera! Es estupido pagar por usarla. ¡Yo la hice!! Ya he pagado.
CA: Por que, cuando.
JC: Bueno, ¡trabaje todo el año pasado! ¡Cogeis el 40% de lo quetengo y lo usais para hacer esta autopista!
CA: Aqui hay que pagar 1600 pesetas.
JC: Mmm, eso no parece muy justo. This is day.light robbery!
Je je.
http://video.google.es/videoplay?docid=-4325121810630671713&q=Jeremy+Clarkson+Meets+the+Neighbours
La verdad es que esta muy bien. Sale una entrevista con Fresser el de Gomaespuma, una partida de mus y tratan el tema de ETA y eso.
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Malas noticias. Richard "Hammter" Hammond ha sufrio ayer un accidente mientras trataba de batir el record britanico de velocidad.
Malas noticias para para todos los seguidores de Top Gear y para las quinceañeras inglesas....
Richard Hammond (Top Gear) en estado crítico tras un accidente
Noticias contradictorias sobre el estado de Richard Hammond
No te mueras, jodido Hammter.
Malas noticias para para todos los seguidores de Top Gear y para las quinceañeras inglesas....
Richard Hammond (Top Gear) en estado crítico tras un accidente
Noticias contradictorias sobre el estado de Richard Hammond
No te mueras, jodido Hammter.
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Parece que se va a quedar en un susto lo del bueno de Richard:
Desde el accidente de Richard Hammond (uno de los presentadores de Top Gear) el otro día miro unas cuantas veces al día Google News UK o la BBC para ver si hay nuevas noticias. Veo por los comentarios a las otras anotaciones que somos muchos los preocupados por su estado, por eso de vez en cuando os contaré cómo va el tema (aunque si queréis saberlo minuto a minuto os recomiendo revisar la BBC).
Hoy las noticias son buenas, al mediodía su estado pasó de grave pero estable a simplemente estable. Además esta tarde James May (otro presentador) ha hablado con él y ha dicho literalmente: "No soy médico pero soy su compañero y creo que en el fondo Hammond está perfectamente intacto", refiriéndose a las lesiones cerebrales que puede haber sufrido.
Actualización (sábado por la mañana): Como decís en los comentarios, Richard ya se ha levantado y dado algunos pasos por la habitación del hospital. Según los médicos está haciendo un buen progreso.
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Re: La BBC mola.
Estos tios son unos cracks.
¿Sabiais que nadie nunca ha llegado en coche al Polo Norte (salvo giergi Dann)? Pues no, de hecho nadie siquiera lo ha intentado, para todo el mundo parecia imposible...
Pero en Top Gear, despues de cruzar el canal de la Mancha con un coche anfibio hecho por ellos, han decidido echarle una carrera a un trineo de perros con un Toyota Hilux. Top Gear meets Al Filo de lo Imposible.
En youtube esta el programa entero... aunque merece la pena bajarselo, por su impresionante calidad de imagen y sonido.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bPAe71Ev4xk
Acojonante, a la par que hilarante, como todo lo que tocan.
¿Sabiais que nadie nunca ha llegado en coche al Polo Norte (salvo giergi Dann)? Pues no, de hecho nadie siquiera lo ha intentado, para todo el mundo parecia imposible...
Pero en Top Gear, despues de cruzar el canal de la Mancha con un coche anfibio hecho por ellos, han decidido echarle una carrera a un trineo de perros con un Toyota Hilux. Top Gear meets Al Filo de lo Imposible.
En youtube esta el programa entero... aunque merece la pena bajarselo, por su impresionante calidad de imagen y sonido.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bPAe71Ev4xk
Acojonante, a la par que hilarante, como todo lo que tocan.