El multiculturalismo, esa cosa

[ma69nu]

Me estás negando lo que digo... que no huelen a refrito... y a mantequilla sebosa sus panes... niegalo chulo... niegalo...

[Pepegut]

Y en Mallorca pasaría lo mismico si no fueseís tan remilgados.

Sí, remilgados... Hasta que les dicen que no pueden viajar en avión con ensaimadas como equipaje de mano.

¡Es verdá! Porqué decían que en el cabello de ángel se podían esconder productos químicos, y claro, la poosibilidad de volar con una ensaimada explosiva no es muy tranquilizadora.

¿uhm?

Nosotros no sacamos ensaimadas de las Illes, nosotros no. Sólo los cuatro paletos que las compran en hornos cutreros de Palma o (válgame cristo) del aeropuerto. Sabemos que una vez fuera de la isla no valen dos piastras, para marcarse una ensaimada como Dios manda hay que encargarlas en forns de pueblos, esas son las que se derriten y pegan al paladar y no necesitan de ningún relleno, oyenlos, ningún relleno. Si venís algún día a Mallorca os vais a un pueblo, el más cutrero que podáis y encargáis una ensaimada lisa y a disfrutar, que os pongan mucha azúcar encima.

La ensaimada lisa es patrimonio de la humanidad.

Y bueno, que es que somos muy parados en esta islita de Dios.

[Merleneyer]

KFC has been a part of our American traditions for many years. Many people, day in and day out, eat at KFC religiously. Do they really know what they are eating? During a recent study of KFC done at the University of New Hampshire, they found some very upsetting facts.

First of all, has anybody noticed that just recently, the company has changed their name? Kentucky Fried Chicken has become KFC. Does anybody know why? We thought the real reason was because of the "FRIED" food issue. It's not. The reason why they call it KFC is because they can not use the word chicken anymore. Why? KFC does not use real chickens. They actually use genetically manipulated organisms. These so called "chickens" are kept alive by tubes inserted into their bodies to pump blood and nutrients throughout their structure. They have no beaks, no feathers, and no feet. Their bone structure is dramatically shrunk to get more meat out of them. This is great for KFC because they do not have to pay so much for their production costs. There is no more plucking of the feathers or the removal of the beaks and feet.

The government has told them to change all of their menus so they do not say chicken anywhere. If you look closely you will notice this. Listen to their commercials, I guarantee you will not see or hear the word chicken. I find this matter to be very disturbing. I hope people will start to realize this and let other people know.

Please forward this message to as many people as you can. Together we [can] make KFC start using real chicken again.

Sabrosisisisimo!

http://www.kfc.com/