Este desagradable peachicidio acontenció en las inmediaciones del mítico Caiger Mall, donde mi cuarto masqueperro quedó extraviado una lluviosa tarde de a abril para acabar encontrando al fin su vocación como embajador de la palabra de San Poli en la capital de El Alamo y relaciones púbicas ocasionales con una mujer mayor y cerda:
You are lying outside St Eutychian's Hospital, a fire-damaged red-brick building surrounded by a large paved plaza. The building has been extremely heavily barricaded - you can see no way to enter.
Lights are on inside.
Somebody has spraypainted Zombies go home! You're not welcome here! onto a wall.
There are 4 dead bodies here.
Since your last turn:
Game News: Due to a database error, all game events that took place before 7:20pm today have lost their timestamps, although they're otherwise intact - the actions listed below won't be in the correct order, and you'll see a lot of old ones. Read Game News (03-28 19:00 BST)
Mr Kenneth attacked you for 5 damage. (03-28 19:06 BST) ...and again. (03-28 19:06 BST) ...and again. (03-28 19:06 BST) ...and again. (03-28 19:06 BST) ...and again. (03-28 19:06 BST)
Mr Kenneth attacked you for 10 damage. (03-28 19:06 BST)
Mr Kenneth attacked you for 5 damage. (03-28 19:06 BST) ...and again. (03-28 19:06 BST) ...and again. (03-28 19:06 BST)
shady joker said "I need healing please!" (03-28 19:06 BST)
Tracer Bullit said "Spence Call Ken" (03-28 19:06 BST)
Captain Castle said "hey tracer bulit, its me captain castle, the guy u know from counterstrike and the kens. was up man" (03-28 19:06 BST)
that guy is here said "need healing" (03-28 19:06 BST)
Mr Kenneth said "Im going to kill Himenez del Shosho becouse her ally is a big enemy for all, and for security of all i kill all of this members. Ally PH is a big enemy kill this members. Okey i start give me good luck" (03-28 19:06 BST)
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El bastardo que me camela es un Spain Killer.
Queridos hermanos, nuestra sombra, y por ello la de nuestro Santisimo Poli Diaz Martir, ha llegado a ser tan alargada que ya no quedan matorrales donde esconderse a cagar, últimas filas de cine donde comerle el potorro a la Loli, esquinas donde echar la penultima pota en soledad. Semos GRANDES, semos ETEREOS, semos LA POLLA DE JOHN HOLMES. Donde quiera que vayamos llevaremos con nosotros el fluorescente esperma del elegido.
POOOLI ES AMOOR, ANGUIITA LO DIICE.
POOOLI ES AMOOR, PH LO REPIITE.
POOOLI ES AMOOR, TÚ BUSCALÓ Y VERÁS
ENTRE JERINGAS USADAS POTORROS PELUDOS TE VA REVENTAAR
ENTRE JERINGAS USADAS POTORROS PELUDOS DENTRO WRAYECAÁS
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