Harte Canibal.

[Merleneyer]

Llamadme Narciso.

Marielene kills Fast Food with a machete. (2009-04-02 06:48)
Marielene says “Here you are pistashito, Fast Good!” (2009-04-02 06:48)
Marielene says “Greetings from chicopHino!” (2009-04-02 06:49)
Merleneyer kills Godzillaeyes with a wooden club. (2009-04-02 06:56)
Matasanos collects the head of Fast Food. (2009-04-02 06:56)
Merleneyer kills Gubgob with a wooden club. (2009-04-02 06:57)
Matasanos says “Merleneyer cabrong xD” (2009-04-02 06:57)
Matasanos collects the head of Gubgob. (2009-04-02 06:58)
Matasanos collects the head of Godzillaeyes. (2009-04-02 06:58)
Matasanos collects the head of un periquito gigante. (2009-04-02 06:58)
Merleneyer says “Cazzo! perdona Party!” (2009-04-02 06:58)
Matasanos collects the head of Truly Scrumptious. (2009-04-02 06:58)
Matasanos collects the head of Dora the Explorer. (2009-04-02 06:58)
Merleneyer says “ya puedes montar una tienda de pelucas con todos los maniquies que te llevas...” (2009-04-02 06:58)
Matasanos says “Vale por una peluca gratis por la compra de dos pelucas. La peluconeria” (2009-04-02 06:59)
Merleneyer says “OK, listen everybody and this could be really tough for those of you who have losen the head...” (2009-04-02 06:59)
Merleneyer says “Rakmogak is not a safe place anymore” (2009-04-02 07:00)
Merleneyer says “This medical hut is our private courtyard” (2009-04-02 07:00)
Merleneyer says “I'll give you an advice: run and don't look back” (2009-04-02 07:01)
Merleneyer says “this week will be Semana Santa for pH” (2009-04-02 07:01)
Merleneyer says “and that means that all the non believers in San Poli an her prophet Salchicha must die” (2009-04-02 07:02)
Merleneyer says “to the glory of San Poli!” (2009-04-02 07:03)
Merleneyer says “to the glory of Salchicha!” (2009-04-02 07:03)
Merleneyer says “to the boobies of LunaOskura!” (2009-04-02 07:03)
Merleneyer says “to the conch of Shizuka!” (2009-04-02 07:03)
Merleneyer says “Good night and good luck.” (2009-04-02 07:08)
Clan News has been added by Salchicha for the clan: PH (2009-04-02 14:14)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 16:19)
oligoPHrenica says “Your sixth sense tells you there is 1 spirit here” (2009-04-02 18:25)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 20:16)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you, and lose 4 HP from fear. (2009-04-02 20:16)
Fast Food says “Is it you bill?” (2009-04-02 20:17)
You hear a banshee wail coming from all around you. (2009-04-02 20:17)
chicopHino kills Fast Food with a blowpipe. (2009-04-02 23:24)
chicopHino says “PH OR DIE, RAT!” (2009-04-02 23:24)

[Straika]

Lo siento hoy he sido debil y me he dejao llevar por las dulces palabras de un entrañable canibal nadador.

Me peté de yerbas y me fui al oceano pa que los tiburones me coman el jopete y asin ir montandome una orgía de xps onanistas.

Estaba en medio la mar profunda y me encuentro un caníbalo de extraño nombre que dice así:

Tkltchk splashes out into the waves. "Tkltchk heard about Salchicha and her horde..." Tkltchk leers at Salchicha. "...and her boobs. Came to see if both big as say they are..." (2009-04-02 19:42)

No he podido matarle despues de que me hiciese ojitos, así que le di unos pendientes inutiles y le invité a la phé.

[LunaOskura]

Joder, Straika, la silicona se te ha subido a la cabeza.

EL CIRCULO DE SAN POLI ESTA VEDADO.

Estamos en tiempos de guerra, cabronidas.

LEETE EL HILO DE PATHETIC BILL.

[Jordison]

No sabes con quién tratas. Espera a que le de el ataque hippie pacifista y decida hacerse hamiga de PatheticBills y cía!

[Straika]

No no no, ya no mas santo tomás.

Por cierto, en el aguica oscura se levea fetén (lo malo es que lo de que te muerda el tibu está sujeto a la probabilida y consume dos apes), 130 xp me he subío con 48 aps, y eso que el tiburon tardó en comerme el jopo.

Pero como cuando estás herío te cuesta 1 ap bajarte 10 de vida poss,, una vez mordido por cada 2 ap te llevas 10xp.

Tengo que comprobar si zurrandole a judrali se sube mas.

[Lobogris]

Joder, que poco comprensivos sois. Para alguien que le hace caso...
























HAaaHAaHAaaaHAAAAA.

[Yongasoo]

Straika, basta de invitar a la gente a la pHé, si quieren ver el tamaño de nuestra horda lo harán recibiendo garrotazos en toda la puta cabeza.

Me hacés el favor de cerrar los ingresos o poner que solo se pueda ingresar por invitación? Para que no se sigan metiendo espías.

Deberías haber usado esos APs para alimentar tu pechamen con la carne de ese inpHiel.

[Straika]

Es que hoy me siento feliz. Solo puedo repartir amor.

Me hacés el favor de cerrar los ingresos o poner que solo se pueda ingresar por invitación? Para que no se sigan metiendo espías.

Hecho!

Si sabeis quienes son espías avisadme y hago purga. (probablemente entre los millones de post e hilos haya una lista detalladisima al respecto, pero, ya tu sabes..., me pagan por ser mona, no por pensar)

[Yongasoo]

Para eso tendríamos que esperar a que a QEET se le pase su arranque megalomaníaco y actualice el post de los verdaderos hermanos de la pHé.

Después solo es cuestión de patear a los que no figuren ahí.

Con Coup Pudre que hacemos?

[dunker]

Con Coup Pudre que hacemos?

No me hagas hablar.

¡¡No me hagas hablar!!