estoooo, glandes flases para la posteridad

[Peláez]

Todo This is Spinal Tap es una mina de genialidades.
Para no hablar de memoria, Nicotin, ¿No tendrás por ahí un linkito al guión?

[Nicotin]

Todo This is Spinal Tap es una mina de genialidades.

Las palabras se quedan cortas para describir semejante logro de la evolución humana.

Para no hablar de memoria, Nicotin, ¿No tendrás por ahí un linkito al guión?

Página 1, y de ahí a las subsiguientes:
http://personal.mco.bellsouth.net/m/u/m ... tist-1.htm

No me lo he leído, no sé si es exacto, aunque imagino que sí.

[Peláez]

JOJOJOOOOO

Código: Seleccionar todo

Marty:       The last time Tap toured America, they where, uh, booked 
        into 10,000 seat arenas, and 15,000 seat venues, and it 
        seems that now, on the current tour they're being 
        booked into 1,200 seat arenas, 1,500 seat arenas, and uh 
        I was just wondering, does this mean uh...the popularity 
        of the group is waning? 
Ian:         Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...no, no, not at all. 
        I, I, I just think that the.. uh.. their appeal is 
        becoming more selective. 

¡Mierda!, ahora voy a tener que verla otra vez, pero esto se merece unas buenas ojeras.
Gracias por el link.

[Nicotin]

Otro: http://corky.net/scripts/ThisIsSpinalTap.html

La escena del sandwich. Inigualable.

Nigel: Ian, can I have a word with you for a minute?
Ian: Yes, of course.
Nigel: ...uh, a couple of problems with the...
Ian: What?
Nigel: ...arrangments backstage...
Ian: What exactly?
Nigel: Well, uh..
Ian: What, I mean...
Nigel: Well, no, there's some problems here, I don't even know where
to start, alright? This, uh..
Ian: Soundcheck? Whats, whats, whats wrong?
Nigel: No, no, no, no this....look, look, look, there's a little problem
with the... look this, this miniature bread. It's like...
I've been working with this now for about half an hour.
I can't figure out... let's say I want a bite, right, you've
got this...
Ian: You'd like bigger bread?
Nigel: Exactly! I don't understand how...
Ian: You could fold this though.
Nigel: Well, no then it's half the size.
Ian: Not the bread, you could fold the meat.
Nigel: Yeah, but then it, then it breaks up, breaks apart like this.
Ian: No, no, no, you put it on the bread like this, you see
Nigel: But then, if you keep folding it, it keeps breaking...
Ian: Why do you keep folding it?
Nigel: And then you...everyhing has to be folded, and then it's this,
and I don't want this I want large bread so that I can put
this...
Ian: Right
Nigel: ...so then it's like this, this does not work because
then...it's all....
Ian: 'cause it hangs out like that?
Nigel: Look...
Ian: Yeah.
Nigel: Would you been holding this?
Ian: No, I don't want to eat...I wouldn't want to put that in my mouth, no
you're right, Nigel, you're right...
Nigel: No, alright 'A', exhibit 'A', now we move on to this, look, look
who's in here? No one! And then in here there's a little guy, look!
So it's, it's a complete catastrophe.
Ian: You're right, Nigel, Nigel calm down, calm down.
Nigel: Calm d...good, no it's not a big deal, it's a joke, it's really,
it's...
Ian: I'm sorry, it's just some crappy univeristy, you know
Nigel: I know, Yeah, right, it's a joke, it's all a j-
Ian: Really, I don't want it to affect your performance.
Nigel: It's not gonna affect my performance, don't worry about it, alright,
just hate it, it's really...
Ian: It won't happen again.
Nigel: It does disturb me.
Ian: It's disgusting.
Nigel: But I'll rise above it, I'm a professional, right?
Ian: Alright.

[Peláez]

Venga, ya que le estamos poniendo los dientes largos al personal y la peli no se estrenó en España, va un e-link.

aquisomoslegalesynousamoselemule://|file|This.Is.Spinal.Tap.DVDRip_ ... 175C7D94|/

Si véis así como unas letras abajo, no asustarse, que es V.O. subtitulada.

[Nicotin]

Por si aún no la han visto, se la dedico con cariño canarinho a Wendigo, Perrodelobo y Grumete.

Vais a gozar como perros. "This is Spinal Tap" es más grande que la jodida Biblia y el puto Quijote juntos.

[Criadillas]

Las habéis acertado todas, a ver con éstas:


1º "Les daré un pronóstico para el invierno: será frio, oscuro y durará... el resto de sus vidas".

2º (Tirada, pero enorme).

"Supongo que podría estar bastante cabreado con lo que me pasó. Pero cuesta seguir enfadado cuando hay tanta belleza en el mundo. A veces siento como si la contemplase toda a la vez; y me abruma. Mi corazón se hincha como un globo que está a punto de estallar. Pero recuerdo que debo relajarme y no aferrarme demasiado a ella. Y entonces fluye a través de mí como la lluvia. Y no siento otra cosa que gratitud por cada instante de mi estúpida e insignificante vida. No tienen ni idea de lo que les hablo, seguro. Pero no se preocupen; algún día la tendrán.




3º

Lástima que ella no pueda vivir. Pero.... ¿quién vive?


4º

"Bienvenido a mi morada. Entre libremente por su propia voluntad, y deje parte de la felicidad que trae."

5º

-¿Dónde estabas esta mañana?
-No lo recuerdo, fue hace demasiado tiempo.
-¿Y qué harás esta noche?
-Nunca hago planes con tanta antelación.

[Knuckles]

"Supongo que podría estar bastante cabreado con lo que me pasó. Pero cuesta seguir enfadado cuando hay tanta belleza en el mundo. A veces siento como si la contemplase toda a la vez; y me abruma. Mi corazón se hincha como un globo que está a punto de estallar. Pero recuerdo que debo relajarme y no aferrarme demasiado a ella. Y entonces fluye a través de mí como la lluvia. Y no siento otra cosa que gratitud por cada instante de mi estúpida e insignificante vida. No tienen ni idea de lo que les hablo, seguro. Pero no se preocupen; algún día la tendrán.

Me juego mil duros a que te la sabías de memoria, cabrón.
Que grande.

[BarBara]

"Bienvenido a mi morada. Entre libremente por su propia voluntad, y deje parte de la felicidad que trae."

Dracula.


A ver esta..

Pokemon, pikachu, pokemon....
Chewaka,chewaka,chewaka,che waka !!

Aun no me creo que esta película exista.

[Stewie]

-¿Dónde estabas esta mañana?
-No lo recuerdo, fue hace demasiado tiempo.
-¿Y qué harás esta noche?
-Nunca hago planes con tanta antelación.

Casablanca.

Pokemon, pikachu, pokemon....
Chewaka,chewaka,chewaka,che waka !!

Pokemón supongo.


La mía.

Me resisto a caer en esa inercia en la que sólo puedo agradecer lo que se me da porque no me queda más remedio que aceptarlo.


Editado: Para añadir esto. Una pena no haberlo encontrado en español(o):


WILL (cont'd)
Say I'm working at N.S.A. Somebody
puts a code on my desk, something nobody
else can break. So I take a shot at
it and maybe I break it. And I'm real
happy with myself, 'cause I did my job
well. But maybe that code was the
location of some rebel army in North
Africa or the Middle East. Once they
have that location, they bomb the
village where the rebels were hiding
and fifteen hundred people I never had
a problem with get killed.
(rapid fire)
Now the politicians are sayin' "send
in the Marines to secure the area"
'cause they don't give a shit. It
won't be their kid over there, gettin'
shot. Just like it wasn't them when
their number got called, 'cause they
were pullin' a tour in the National
Guard. It'll be some guy from Southie
takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he
comes home to find that the plant he
used to work at got exported to the
country he just got back from.
And the guy who put the shrapnel in
his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll
work for fifteen cents a day and no
bathroom breaks.
Meanwhile my buddy from Southie realizes
the only reason he was over there was
so we could install a government that
would sell us oil at a good price.
And of course the oil companies used
the skirmish to scare up oil prices so
they could turn a quick buck. A cute,
little ancillary benefit for them but
it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty
a gallon. And naturally they're takin'
their sweet time bringin' the oil back
and maybe even took the liberty of
hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes
to drink seven and sevens and play
slalom with the icebergs and it ain't
too long 'til he hits one, spills the
oil, and kills all the sea-life in the
North Atlantic. So my buddy's out of
work and he can't afford to drive so
he's got to walk to the job interviews
which sucks 'cause the shrapnel in his
ass is givin' him chronic hemorrhoids.
And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every
time he tries to get a bite to eat the
only blue-plate special they're servin'
is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State.

A beat.

WILL (cont'd)
So what'd I think? I'm holdin' out
for somethin' better. I figure I'll
eliminate the middle man. Why not
just shoot my buddy, take his job and
give it to his sworn enemy, hike up
gas prices, bomb a village, club a
baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join
the National Guard? Christ, I could
be elected President.