Jamón de York

[Yongasoo]

O sea que a tomar por culo, thanks!

[mayhem]

Gica Muresan está listo para otra matanza.

Si mañana algún espíritu quiere hacer los coros, que lo diga aquí y fijamos un objetivo.

[Jordison]

Me dejaron esto escrito ayer:

Since your last move:
Solemn attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2009-05-01 15:23)
You hear Solemn whisper “My apologies, didn't know you were with pH. Send my regards to Saint Poli, would you?” (2009-05-01 15:24)
You hear Solemn whisper “Orr, ar orr thi orreth shurdu orr thiing Lunkar thi thi Wuhshur, thirar ar munnuh Nuhthivarshur fororr Duputh. Muncu gerorr munar.” with a slight accent. (2009-05-01 15:24)
You hear Solemn whisper “Oh, and on the other side of this Lake to the West, there are many Natives from Dalpok. Much good meat.” (2009-05-01 15:25)
You hear Solemn whisper “Ta~” (2009-05-01 15:25)

[Jordison]

He limpiado la Medical Hut de 3 inpHieles a base de banchis y machetazos.

Hail Saint Poly.

[LunaOskura]

Me dejaron esto escrito ayer:

Since your last move:
Solemn attacks you with a punch for 2 damage. (2009-05-01 15:23)
You hear Solemn whisper “My apologies, didn't know you were with pH. Send my regards to Saint Poli, would you?” (2009-05-01 15:24)
You hear Solemn whisper “Orr, ar orr thi orreth shurdu orr thiing Lunkar thi thi Wuhshur, thirar ar munnuh Nuhthivarshur fororr Duputh. Muncu gerorr munar.” with a slight accent. (2009-05-01 15:24)
You hear Solemn whisper “Oh, and on the other side of this Lake to the West, there are many Natives from Dalpok. Much good meat.” (2009-05-01 15:25)
You hear Solemn whisper “Ta~” (2009-05-01 15:25)

A Solemn le va hablar. Me estuvo curando a Oligophrenica y como se quedó a mi lado aproveché para preguntarle qué andaban haciendo por York:

Since your last move:

Solemn says “They do so because York holds Territory ( the ruins north west ) of Durham. The Machitty clan is also filled with York alts.” (2009-05-03 16:16)
Solemn says “Durham people are wary of York, because York is so agressive and filled with alt-abusers and zergs. We grow weary of their foul play.” (2009-05-03 16:16)

Solemn says “To avoid being beaten, they go off to attack some other place. They write tons of horrible things EVERYWHERE, CONSTANTLY. They target specific people for personal slander meant outside of the game.” (2009-05-03 16:18)

Solemn says “Sure, one can ignore it for a while ... But after months and months, it does get annoying.” (2009-05-03 16:19)

Solemn says “At first, it was a legitimate group and we respected the conflicts. Then, they wouldn't leave. They would sit in a spot and keep things going again and again and AGAIN.” (2009-05-03 16:21)

Solemn says “They pick on organizations, that are going through leadership changes, so they are naturally weak. They have alts that are Natives that help them out as well. They spy on forums, as well.” (2009-05-03 16:22)

Solemn says “Pretty much, this game used to be alot more carefree, even during conflicts. Now, the GSUC ( which basically controls York) has turned Shartak into Urban Dead.” (2009-05-03 16:23)

You hear Croquetison whisper “outsider a 50 de hp, no me quedan aps pa petarlo” (2009-05-03 18:40)

Since your last move:


Solemn says “A warning to you: When GSUC came along, it brought all the PK'ers, the zergers, the trolls, and all the generally bad characters under one banner. They all joined GSUC at once.” (2009-05-03 19:51)

Solemn says “It was very suspicious. Imagine if the RRF and Extinction joined forces, and that's what happened. The GSUC and pretty much all of York are the scourge to Shartak that we wish to do away with.” (2009-05-03 19:52)

Solemn says “That is pretty much all I can offer you on York and the GSUC. They are one and the same.” (2009-05-03 19:53)

Solemn says “I hope I have helped offer some insight, and that it can help pH to some degree!” (2009-05-03 19:54)

Solemn says “Thank you for letting me speak out on the subject.” (2009-05-03 19:55)

[Yongasoo]

PFFFFF!! Cuando llego, estoy un día y me le matan la cabeza a espadazos!

Aunque antes había dejado a uno bastante debilucho y ahora ablandé a otro a banchis.

[LunaOskura]

pHollo con pHatatas attacks you with a wooden club for 3 damage. (2009-05-04 23:36)
pHollo con pHatatas attacks you with a dagger for 2 damage. You die. (2009-05-04 23:36)
pHollo con pHatatas says “hoksikicksik xal” with a slight accent. (2009-05-04 23:36)
pHollo con pHatatas says “pokrakockack, nik mog falé eck eck nikcoo!” with a slight accent. (2009-05-04 23:36)
pHollo con pHatatas says “ick eck mogdal MOGMOGMOG” with a slight accent. (2009-05-04 23:37)

Cabronidas, los outsiders de la swamp son míos (Pollo, polla, sonne, sondeson...). Me están consiguiendo espadas. Sus pediría que no les peguéis, por el hamor de Poli.

[mayhem]

Lo que ahí decía era que no me había dado cuenta, que iba en modo MATARMATARMATAR. Además, sólo de dos hostias moriste. Supongo que los tres cocodrilos que había en tu casilla tuvieron algo que ver.

Lo siento

Luego también le di a Pollo y me di cuenta a la primera, eh?

[Jordison]

¿Cómo está el ataque a York? Sería bueno organizar algo para atacar todos a la vez, ya vea petarse al Shaman y liarnos a banchis o algo, que ahora mismo yendo cada uno a su ritmo estamos palmando todos.

[mayhem]

En el oeste del hut de color rosa hay dos huts, uno encima del otro. Bien, pues en el de debajo están TODOS LOS PUTOS BILLS JUNTICOS.

Me he asomado y he pelado a uno. Metedles candela.

Y sí, Jordi, sería cuestión de fijarnos una fecha y ARRASAR.

¿Este domingo?