EJH homenaje a Noticias del Mundo (News of the World)

[dunker]

Poesía y romanticismo al servicio de un titular:

'No soporto el peso de mis tetas'
Su novio la quiere como es

[Noa Ladepilacion]

La noticia informa y entretiene....

Yesica, estudiante de último grado de bachiller en el colegio Técnico Superior no soporta el peso de sus dos 'tetas' (como se les llama vulgarmente en Colombia)

Yo no me podía imaginar que se les llamara así....¡viva la riqueza del español allende los mares!

[Redneckensson]

A mí me gusta lo que el redactor considera digno de destacarse en negrita:

... Con el uniforme escolar será todo un drama".

Sí. Una tragedia de proporciones épicas.


Ya veo a medio mundo expectante y con el rabo en la mano.

[Stewie]

Poesía y romanticismo al servicio de un titular:

'No soporto el peso de mis tetas'
Su novio la quiere como es

Te me has adelantado. Pero sin la preceptiva afoto:

[Ramón]

¡ESCANÉATE... CUARTO Y MITAD DE AREOLA!












Ps. GIGANTOMASTIA... que hermosura semántica, y fonética, y daparapajilla ca.

Estoy seguro que esa guerra contra los dioses la ganaron las tetas.

(LAS SUPERTETAAAASTKASSSSTAh)

[Noa Ladepilacion]

Esta debe tener pesones, y no pezones....

[wendigo]

Desmantelada una red de 13 millones de ordenadores zombies

[Jordison]

Man used penis to assault female police officer

Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
Lithuanian Varinauskas admitted a charge of assault at Aberdeen Sheriff Court and was fined £600.

The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.

Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November.

They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."

- Feel the penis force, Luke.

[The last samurai]

Jajajajajajaja. Joer, qué grande. Asaltar una poli a pollazos en la cara xDDDDDD

[Doctor Beaker]

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